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Them: Thanks for calling Verizon business accounts, how can I help you today?
Me: I’d like to set up an account and get a coupla EVDO cards.
Them: Fantastic, just need a little info from you
Me: No problem at all.
Them: Business name?
Me: Bode Media, Inc.
Them: Address?
Me: P.O. Box…
Them: Oh no, we need a physical street address.
Me: Don’t have one. All internet.
Them: Oh. Hmm.. ok, well how about a phone?
Me: Nope. All internet.
Them: Hoo boy, this is going to be fun to get past the credit department. Usually they call the company to confirm who you are.
Me: Well they can just look at our website.
Them: Eeesh, this is going to be difficult. We’re going to need some additional documentation.
Me: e-mail me what you need and I’ll have my lawyer send it right over.
Them: Right. OK then… Um.
Me: So you are sending my stuff?
Them: Yes. Overnight.
Me: Thanks, pleasure doing business with you!

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