After our high profile engagement, Tara and I decided that the actual wedding should be way more low key. Like, just us. OK well maybe there’s gotta be another person there to actually marry us. And I guess a witness to cover the legal issues and what not. But that’s it! Oh, I suppose maybe a photographer. That makes 4 people which is too many already. But maybe a friend or two wouldn’t be so bad. Right? Just one or two…
Well, as you can guess, some motherfucker talked.
The big secret is out. We’re getting married today, Halloween. It’s going to be awesome. Pics coming soon, you know for proof and all.
UPDATE: I wasn’t pissed about this, was just making a joke kinda, sorry to anyone who felt bad!